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Kitty's avatar

You’re too pretty to go to prison, Dan. Happy thanksgiving, fellow waffle eaters. May your turkey be moist, and may everyone keep their political opinions to themselves. 🐱🦃

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Lillian Kilroy's avatar

Laugh-out-loud funny! But my favorite part was the blatant self-promoting poster. 🤣 Look at Dan exercising his marketing chops with a little free “out-of-home” media!

(Now, before you come after me for the many hyphens in this message, a few words from APA Style (6th Edition): “Use a hyphen if the term expresses a single thought (all the words modify a single noun.”) 😊 Happy Turkey Day!

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Renee Beck's avatar

I was also coming to applaud Dan for his marketing skills!

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Dan Luperchio's avatar

Best one yet! Thanks for the great read and happy Thanksgiving!

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david powers's avatar

The Feds will be after Dan for taping the poster to the mail box. Hope you know a good lawyer Dan!

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izzy sc's avatar

hot girl naps for life 🔥🔥🔥

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Julie Marsiglio's avatar

So funny, and yes a little blood shows how much you truly care.

Kitty stated it best - Happy Thanksgiving and my everyone keep their political opinions to themselves over the holidays! Let's just enjoy each other and be grateful. Thanks Dan for the substack fun!

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Danielle Buglino's avatar

So great 😂😂😂

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Gregory May's avatar

Wonderful!

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