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Jun 17Liked by Dan Mangiavellano

Moving fast to slowing down. Nice. Makes me think of the pickleball analogy of moving from a banger to a dinker.

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I have a "the kinds of fundraisers you find waiting in line at pickleball" post in the works, Sudeep! Ha! Stay tuned.

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Jun 17Liked by Dan Mangiavellano

Scout makes me think of the paper boy in Better Off Dead! Always love the movie references!

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Get out of my head! I was totally going to make reference to that awesome movie but couldn't find a place to work it in. Here's the best clip from that movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsxJfcFVnpo

And it stars the guy who played Booger so I really missed the boat. Ha!

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My sister developed a similar tactic to *thwart* fundraisers, specifically those who stand on the street to catch your attention ("Do you like puppies?" "Do you breathe oxygen?"). As soon as she catches sight of them, usually half a block away, she speeds up her gait and starts up a stream of nonstop chatter: "Yes, I do, thank you so much, you have a great day, you're doing great work out here, I love your shirt, oh the weather is beautiful isn't it?" Etc. She never slows down or stops talking. It's remarkably effective.

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Hire her. Help harness that energy before she turns into a supervillain who will end up busting thru your windows trying to sell you novelty socks.

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Do you buy the wrapping paper and the terrible chocolate as well? You should call her parents and ask for a donation. They seem like nice people.

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