Daniel. I don’t “freak out”. I quietly and respectfully ask you to explain your life choices. Also, the 501(c)3 tattoo is something a hooker might have, to encourage her clientele to tip well, to ensure a comfortable retirement.
Liz, some day--and that day may be soon or it may be far off--I'm going to walk by your desk right before lunch and say: "Liz, let's go get some Subway and then get fundraising-inspired tattoos." If you say 'no' then I'm never speaking to you again as long as I live. I want you walking into the office each day thinking to yourself: "Is today the day Dan is going to ask me to help him make bad decisions?"
Dan is walking a thin line here. As an English PhD, Dan was supposed to get the literary, vaguely revolutionary tattoo in grad school. He didn’t, but now he’s at that age where the tattoo is supposed to be the gateway to a midlife crisis: motorcycles etc. I’m rooting for one that bridges all these gaps: a tattoo of Jane Austen riding a chopper, on her way to speak to a group of high roller donors. Put that in ChatGPT!
Right on, Thanks. I just posted another one. You're a fundraiser. My goal is to teach people what I do when working with non profit organizations. Please read some of my stuff, and hopefully it will help you in your efforts. ttyl
Daniel. I don’t “freak out”. I quietly and respectfully ask you to explain your life choices. Also, the 501(c)3 tattoo is something a hooker might have, to encourage her clientele to tip well, to ensure a comfortable retirement.
Another banger of a comment, Kitty.
If you get a 501 c 3 tattoo, I'll pay for it!!! Seriously!
Liz, some day--and that day may be soon or it may be far off--I'm going to walk by your desk right before lunch and say: "Liz, let's go get some Subway and then get fundraising-inspired tattoos." If you say 'no' then I'm never speaking to you again as long as I live. I want you walking into the office each day thinking to yourself: "Is today the day Dan is going to ask me to help him make bad decisions?"
Lets gooooooo!
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Dan is walking a thin line here. As an English PhD, Dan was supposed to get the literary, vaguely revolutionary tattoo in grad school. He didn’t, but now he’s at that age where the tattoo is supposed to be the gateway to a midlife crisis: motorcycles etc. I’m rooting for one that bridges all these gaps: a tattoo of Jane Austen riding a chopper, on her way to speak to a group of high roller donors. Put that in ChatGPT!
Ask and ye shall receive, young man. Working on this now!
As long as it isn't a Tramp Stamp on your lower back.lol: MAKE A WISH AMERICA!!!
I like your writing style man. Here's my latest:
https://aaronmonroe.substack.com/p/diamonds-and-rust-part-1
Thanks, Aaron! I've just subscribed. Looking forward to learning more!
Right on, Thanks. I just posted another one. You're a fundraiser. My goal is to teach people what I do when working with non profit organizations. Please read some of my stuff, and hopefully it will help you in your efforts. ttyl
https://aaronmonroe.substack.com/p/the-queen-mary
Interesting that ChatGPT has more of a personality than before. It’s getting smarter. Great post!
I was a little surprised by that, too. Chat GPT is chatty and I'm into it!
You tickle me...
I could see a “QCD” one looking good as well.
Right across the side of my neck. Total conversation starter!
It would be, I'm considering getting one on my shoulder once I reach age 70 and a half.
It's important to me that you know I understand that joke, Mitchell!
Of course
I would like small butterflies for my grandkids. Ask Katie and Tonia someday about all their tattoos. 😁
Such a ChatGPT-esque answer, as you noted. It seems to naturally distain a firm response.