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Christine Mangiavellano's avatar

Just photoshop your teenage “I work at Ponderosa with the cool kids” face on the beef cake bodies and sell those. You can pay for therapy for the whole family! ✌🏻

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DMan's avatar

If not enough people volunteer to model for my beefcake calendar I'll do just that.

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Kitty's avatar

Oh, Dan. I can never unsee that.

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Dan Mangiavellano's avatar

Oh, mom. I know you can't.

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Katie Powers's avatar

I’m only slightly disappointed that your photoshopped calendar did not include a Zoolander model pose..

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Dan Mangiavellano's avatar

Stay tuned in 2026 and order your calendar now, Katie!

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Mary Ann shreve's avatar

You made me laugh with the last beefeater pic!

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Dan Mangiavellano's avatar

Thanks, Mary Ann. Child #2 is a real dynamo with photoshop

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david powers's avatar

The calendars at the old mechanic's garage were more interesting to us teenage boys. They featured the latest innovation in tools, being used by "not mechanics".

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Dan Mangiavellano's avatar

Believe it or not, David, but you're Mr. April. Child #2 put a page together for you. Ask her to send it. You'll love it!

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Gail PerDieu's avatar

Enjoyed reading this one!

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Dan Mangiavellano's avatar

You mean you enjoy reading all of them but this one, in particular, Gail, was especially interesting to you. Tell us why!

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Renee Beck's avatar

I actually laughed aloud. You have to guess at which part.

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Dan Mangiavellano's avatar

Oh, Renee. I have an idea...

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david powers's avatar

Workouts with Dan!

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david powers's avatar

I think you need to start a youtube channel

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